| Name
| Icon
| Quality
| Modifiers
| Price
| Artifact Quality
| Description
|
| Helm of Threepwood
| 
|
|  1
 1
| 250
| 1
| Of the sort used by the mighty pirate himself, a master of improvisation.
|
| Cybercone
| 
|
|  3
 3
 1
 1
| 2000
| 2
| Wearing a Cybercone on your head ensures that you won't be run over on the information superhighway. What? -- Go hack the Gibson already.
|
| Hachimaki
| 
|
|  1
 1
| 350
| 1
| This headband makes it seem like a good idea to destroy common architectural materials with your bare hands.
|
| The Hat of Bergstrom
| 
|
|  3
2
 1
| 1580
| 3
| As worn by the milliner-wizard Bergstrom, this fabulous hat is said to enhance ... abilities.
|
| Toque of Kanada
| 
|
|  6
| 900
| 2
| It keeps your ears warm, eh.
|
| Astrologer's Hat
| 
|
|  4
 1
| 600
| 1
| Wearing this hat causes you to feel more centered in the universe.
|
| Cat Ears
| 
|
|  4
| 450
| 2
| Okay, okay; you wanted it, you got it. Just this once.
|
| Golemancer's Cap
| 
|
| 1
1
| 600
| 1
| You were assured that the sigil on this hat meant 'strength' but it's actually the Urrish sign for 'naive foreigner'.
|
| Vampire Hunter's Hat
| 
|
|  3
3
 2
1
 2
| 2600
| 3
| It's not really a good hat for hunting vampires in, but what do you expect from somebody who thinks that spelling DRACULA backwards is a good way to hide their identity?
|
| Magical Sombrero
| 
|
|  5
1
1
| 4000
| 4
| It's... a magical sombrero. Vaya con dios!
|
| Plague Doctor's Mask
| 
|
| 3
1
 -1
 3
 3
 3
| 1250
| 1
| It is thought, perhaps, that this mask will scare the disease away.
|
| Crown of Yellow
| 
|
| 3
3
 1
 2
1
2
 2
| 7370
| 1
| This yellow crown is made of some kind of resinous excretion. It feels almost warm to the touch.
|
| Gnomish Cap
| 
|
| 1
1
| 10050
| 10
| It's surprisingly comfortable, provided you don't have to see your own reflection. And don't let the gnomes see you wearing this. No, really. Don't. [NOTE: 10% chance of Hit Effect Buff "Monster Blink]
|
| Sir Albrecht's Helm
| 
|
|  -1
2
-4
8
1
6
-2
 2
| 12000
| 4
| It is said that Sir Albrecht once successfully ignored the devil and, on a separate but related occasion, ran away from death. It is unclear what his helm had to do with any of this except for its notable reduction of peripheral vision.
|
| Deathly Skull of Death
| 
|
| 6
4
2
5
 -5
4
| 24653
| 3
| Once upon a time, Dredmor summoned shadow lords from the land of the dead to lead his armies. Alas, they were more interested in painting their nails black and decorating the dungeon with band posters. Dredmor smote them verily; their now-hollowed helms remain.
|
| Mask of the Golden God
| 
|
| 8
5
 5
-1
1
1
2
| 30000
| 4
| The Golden God walks the mortal realm! (Kinda hard to see in this thing though; it is not easy being a god.)
|
| Steel Crown
| 
|
| 6
4
 5
 5
4
 2
| 18000
| 3
| This is as was once worn by the Dwarven Lords in years long, long, long, really long past. Nowadays they sit brooding upon thrones wrought of raw plastic, carrying upon their gray brows their crowns wrought of raw plastic, worn by the turning of the ages to the Time of Man.
|
| Wreath of Iron Thorns
| 
|
| 6
3
5
 -10
10
| 16000
| 3
| It feels like pain. (But it'll hurt anyone who tries to hurt you, at that.) [NOTE: 100% chance when hit to cast "Spiky Hit"]
|
| Horse Armour
| 
|
| 20
20
|
| 10
| Truly an extravagance for those who can afford to throw their money into oblivion. (Note: Cannot be worn as a helmet. You are throwing your money into oblivion.)
|
| The Wizard's Sleeve
| 
|
|
| 1337
| 10
| The mystical powers of the Wizard's Sleeve are many. If only you had a slot for sleeves on your character sheet. [NOTE: This item cannot be equipped. It will vanish if you attempt to equip it.]
|
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